LTHS Sloot Found in "Sex Lair"
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LTHS is a breeding ground for sloots of a shapes and sizes, but more recently one sloot was found abandoned in an apparent sex dungeon. Jelena was spotted by undercover CIA agents walking into what appears to be a lake house on 711 River Road. She was later seen in the backyard with fuckboy and sex maniac Peyton Walinsky, who appeared to be heavily fucking wasted. Local Mall Cop Josh Krippner who was on the scene stated that "Jelena appeared to be lost in the sauce." Jelena has not been seen since, and Walinsky is presumed armed and horny. Orville Redenbacher is currently investigating.
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