Vancouver’s Most Wanted Sex Predator
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Rumours have spread that unknown creature has been on the loose stealing cattle and various animals including dogs, sheep and in particular donkeys.
These animals have been found in a an old run down garage situated in a town house in the suburbs of Vancouver.
The animals were in a very distressed state and some have been tied up and dressed in woman’s clothing.
After further examination it was revealed by vets that the animals have been sexually abused and specimens of sperm were taken away for further tests. The tests revealed that from the tiny moist droplets that the dna belongs to a person of Indian origin.
A search of the property where the animals were found, investigators discovered a white bmw convertible in the garage with plastic sheets, and animal fetish’s and gay porn material including in the boot of the car a large bag containing bondage and adult sex toys and a huge collection of bed post some very badly damaged with brown stained liquid.
The house now remains empty and neighbours have informed officers that the man living in the house was strange, at night they reported loud howling and moaning noises and a hairy looking creature coming in and out of the garage.
Please be aware this dangerous man beast is on the loose he was last seen in woodlands and around the Hillbilly community area, he also has links back to a place in the UK in the Hounslow Whitton area.
For your own safety please ensure u keep all pets and animals indoors and safely locked away in farm barns as he may attack again.
If you have any information or if u are approached by this creature please call emergency services and do not approach him.
Stay safe. Stay alert be warned
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