Jacksonville high school teacher secretly wears a wig!

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At Providence School, in Jacksonville, Florida, a teacher has been using a fake wig for years to get away with his male pattern baldness that he doesn't want students to know about! Ben Stauffer, a high school current events teacher, has been buying the wigs from a Jax Beach wiggery, unbeknownst to students.

Students have had a mixed response to the revelation. Zach Savell, a senior, says it doesn't bother her. "Mr. Stauffer never really cared about us and we don't really care about him, so I could care less what he does with his appearance," says Savell.

But Lauren Flinchbaugh, another Providence student, didn't approve. "If he can't be truthful with his hair, how could we trust him to govern our class! He should be fired!" says a disappointed Flinchbaugh.

Alan Prameshuber, a former soccer player for Stauffer and current student of his, seemed unsurprised. "He wore his hair short then and now it's longer. He must just be playing the field with his wig choice."

Joey Valinho, another soccer player and current student, agreed. "Last year, when we scored an exciting goal, I thought I saw something move on his hair. Now we know the truth"

Natalie Martinez, a freshman soccer player, says this raises some bigger questions. "What else is he trying to hide from us? Is he just a con man teaching social studies, but really is he in witness protection after snitching on the mafia? Or is he here illegally after climbing the border wall in by Canada?"

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