Local man wanted for scientific research!
Saturday 18 September 2059 34652 Shares
Local Augusta man, Johnny Gill, age 21; wanted for having too huge of a schlong! Many locals say they can “see dat thang from a mile away”. Johnnys friends say his truck gets about 3mpg because of how much his penis ways down his truck. If you see this man call 1-800-pimpplaya. His wife (who wishes to remain anonymous) says his penis is about 12 inches long soft.