Local Obion County Man Wanted For Eating Ass
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Local Obion county man Joe Nelson is now being searched for on warrants of eating ass. Witnesses day that Nelson has been eating ass here lately , and it's disturbing. Victims include 7 Far chicks , and an old lady. The old lady filed the report , saying that Nelson helped himself to a peanut butter sandwich after eating that ass. This was not part of the agreement. If you see Nelson , call your local Walmart. He answers to "Joe" "Food" and "Beer". Friends and family say if you hold a sign saying " free ciggerettes" Nelson will show up in no time.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.