Wanted: Joey Miller for 30 attempted murders

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Sunday 29 May 2059 17062 Shares

Joey Miller age 15 has been wanted for 30 attempted murders. Joseph drove by and began spraying a horribly looking ar 15 across Publix parking lot. Police say he’s failed to kill anyone and that he fucking sucks. He was last seen on Friday night around Bowman’s Circle, when he was allegedly mollested by Christian Boles and according to investigators “loved that sped”. If you see Joey call 1800-666-1539

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