Breaking News: Steve Carlson does not really exist

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Thursday 30 June 2059 68440 Shares

Teacher Steve Carlson was found to be a non-existing being this morning at 12:57 A.M. Authorities report that when one of his daughters, 'Judah Wanner' went to check on him in bed, he was not there.

Authorities found that he had left a note, saying he needs to go back to the fictitious world, as his people need him. A small puddle of cold water was found in his bed, and 9 eggs were missing from his 2 dozen. More updates coming soon.

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