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Yesterday morning at 9am a young teen who goes by the name of Ibraheem Akhtar was found stealing cars from the company BMW. BMW have not taken the news very well and said “Only Allah can save him at a time like this”. Ibraheem is also known at his school All Hallows’ as “the biggest beg”. BMW have fined Ibraheem 10,00,00 but Ibraheem being da wet liccle pussio he is can’t afford to pay seeing as he lives off benefits. We will let you know as soon as we have more information. For now the case is ongoing.