BREAKING NEWS!! Pleasantvillle Man Arrested

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Saturday 01 October 2059 11258 Shares

Ricardo Dabney was arrested Friday Morning for allegedly blending infant. Testicles in protein drinks. When cops arrived to the crime scene two babby bottles ball juice on his mustache and under his bed wasva JC baby magazine. The suspect is in The Atlantic County Jail with a $2,000,000 dollar bond. When questioned about the crime he replied "All I wanted was to get big". Hide your babies

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