Young Thornaby Dies After Making Love To An Xbox Wire

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A young skipper of a lad called Stan Matthews aka Colin, Chev, Kim K. Has died after making intense hot passionate love to his Xbox as the wire wrapped around his throat. Witnesses claim Stan said "choke me harder daddy! kawaiiiii desu", this is when the cable became too tight and Stan died.

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