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Angie Stevens, thought it was just another rainy day, until Friday the 13th hit her, known to most as bringing bad luck, but today is not Friday the 13th, but Monday Oct 23. So when question at the hospital, what happened to her, this is the story she gave. It was raining cats and dogs, I tried to protect myself with a umbrella, God knows my luck it would rain more than just cats and dogs. The wind caught hold of umbrella, splat, wouldn't ya know it, just my luck the dog just had to drop a load. I was blinded, I couldn't see, meow oops, stepped on a cat, ruff ruff sorry dog, unless your the one who dropped the load. Cats and Dogs went crazy, fighting ,barking, meowing, I could swear I seen a dog with a gun. I tripped over a dog, land on a cat, tried to catch myself from falling, my chest was heavier than my balance and down I went. I blacked out after that. ER Dr. said that would explain the black eyes, still waiting to see what kind of drug your on.

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