Newports to infuse weed into tobacco.
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After years and years of trying to legalize marijuana, The FDA has approved the use low-grade marijuana also known as "Reggies" as a hybrid mix in a brand called "Newport Nirvana". Studies show it will lower the risk of heart disease and robberies and crime all around because people will well, be to high to do any crimes. As a matter of fact, different charts has shown "social mingling" from thugs smoking with hipsters to Republicans having sex with Democrats. Trump approved this decision and said "It is a HUGE step up. Bigly decision. This will make America Great Again" everyone from Brooklyn to Los Angeles rejoiced.
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