Old Port Salt Beef Recall: "Worst virus in years"

Thursday 23 September 2059 64110 Shares

Old Port Salt Beef Recall:

The favorite beef of the island has been recalled. A case of mad cow disease got the farmer's drove off their heads. Mary from St. Mary's bay says:

"Can't have no Jiggs now. Youngsters are mad enough as it is."

The recall is island wide and there are no predictions of when it will be back on the shelves. We'll be having a pow wow down to the Lions club tonight to try and prevent a Zest Pickle famine from repeating itself.

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