Bloomsburg Woman Arrested For, "Being stupid".
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Amanda Ritch, 32 of Bloomsburg was taken into custody early this morning when cops responded to a 911 call which the woman had placed. Ritch told 911 dispatcher Eric Dunkleburger that she was,"Calling in her bagel order". After several attempts were made by Dunkleburger to tell the woman that she had called the 911 Emergency line, she reportedly, "Got snippy" and told him to, "Shut the hell up and get her damn bagels ready". Police were arrived at the residence home to find Ritch, "Naked and confused". She was taken into custody and charged with criminal mischief.
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