Halloween Party Turns Into Nightmare
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Neighbors say a Philadelphia couple threw a Halloween party so realistic, party-goers fled in a panic. Philadelphia police burst onto the scene Saturday evening to find horrified guests huddled in closets, under the kitchen sink, and found one person deceased under the couch. During the commotion, a group of attendees obliviously smoked a joint in one of the rooms, unaware that several costumes were so terrifying, people had actually thought that a Banksy mural came to life, Natasha and Boris were planning to hack the upcoming 2018 midterm elections for Kid Rock, and that the Equifax heckler had arrived to ensure that big banks could not benefit from forced arbitration clauses. The hostess of the party fled as she thought someone had unintentionally summoned Valak from The Conjuring 2 (pictured).
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