Oli London marries Geometry Dash Level

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Oli London marries Geometry Dash Level

Oli London, the British Influencer who is notorious for being obsessed with Jimin, has got married for the 3rd time.
The first time he married was to a cardboard cut-out of Jimin. The second was to Danny Richardson, and the 3rd to Clutterfunk, the 11th level of Geometry Dash, because she "reminded him of Jimin".
Clutterfunk almost 18, was previously engaged to Electroman, a vegetable, which is why they broke up.
The new name of the couple are Zachary and Candy Park, as Park is Jimin's surname and Zachary is Jiminese for Clutterfunk.
The real Jimin died in a car crash on 8 July 2023.
However, Clutterfunk has banned the word "Jimin" for the couple.

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