Jade
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My crush doesn't like me:( lol if only she were lesbian and I lived on her block dammmmmmmmmm I'm sad now:( why do I have to soo obsessed with like the hottest girl alive??????? love is so hard. oh and jade if your reading this and you probably are not I don't like that Briana girl. this is actually like really embarrassing but I liked you since like the first time I saw you at lunch and Briana is like right there and I see you talk to her sometimes so I tried to get together with her so that you would notice me but she didn't want to so I just told Tommy to tell you. and if you don't know who the hell that is he is the one who told you that I like you and I really don't care if you like me or not bc's all the other girls in the school are ugly as fuck and there is NO WAY that I will date anyone else so i guess I will be single 4everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:( oh and next time you see Briana tell her that I fucking hate her and that she ruined everything, and also tell her I don't like her bc's she still thinks I do. so, yea. bye bitch;)
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