Local Monroe resident Holden Westberg reported missing
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Local Monroe resident Holden Westberg has been reported missing since last Saturday evening. He was last seen wearing skinny jeans and a black sweatshirt. Suspects say: “He said ‘guess what’ too many times.” Multiple people have been brought in for questioning. Police worry the crime could be directly related to an incident that happened the same night, in which a chicken from the Macready Farmhouse was cut in half mysteriously in the middle of the night. Witnesses say “The butt was stolen.” Officials are looking into both scenes and searching for possible correlation.
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