Baby Yoda found dead due to overdose on ketamine
Monday 25 October 2059 67266 Shares
Baby Yoda has been found dead at his home in Essex following a suspected ketamine overdose.
The 50-year old's home was searched, where 3 million kilograms of the drug were found stuffed under his bed.
We are deeply saddened by the news and we have contacted Daddy Yoda for comment, however we have not received a response yet.
From the death, we can confirm that Baby Yoda will therefore not be in the new Star Wars movie, with the aliens from Toy Story drafted in to temporarily play the character.