Government microchips linked to increase in Syphilis-like chancre sores.

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In a small batch of test subjects in Palo Mueno, Nevada, painful, possibly fatal, sores have begun to manifest on patients tested with new government nanochip technology. Analyst Steve Ballmer takes an inside look at the scary reality of this technology.

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