New Study Finds that Hayden Hicks is an illegal immigrant

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Saturday 25 June 2059 15131 Shares

Hayden Hicks, well known for his rap music & being the massiah of god himself, was found to be an illegal immigrant on April 16th. When looking for his legal documents records, the Association of Spic Studies found that there were none. This is because he isn't a citizen of the United States at all.

We all know he's generated a ton of money during is rap career, but it turns out he's never paid taxes in his life... How despicable. Without his tax dollars who's gonna fund bombing Afghanistan babies?

He may LOOK like an innocent mexican massiah to you, but we know the truth. If everything we've found out so far weren't horrific enough, he also carried a rare contagious disease known as osteo-depression (also called "the brownies") into America. Every death in America since he was given birth to (by an illegal immigrant known as 6ix9ine) was his fault.

Hayden Hicks is responsible for every death in America in the last decade. That being said, he's gonna get a few whippings as punishment very soon. Justice!

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