Alexis Xomvimane Threatens to Kill New York Man

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Saturday 13 August 2059 38124 Shares

"Dude she could never kill me in hand to hand combat, I'm like 4x better. But only on saturdays, fridays make me weak because I consume a lot of dairy" Says a very handsome and credible New York man. He is obviously right, and the Weird, Asian woman is held up in her house.

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