BREAKING NEWS- CHESMOND IS A DOUCHE!!
Tuesday 15 June 2059 42048 Shares
Yesterday, on Monday the 15th of April at precisely 13:48 in the afternoon, Chesmond, was discovered to be a douchebag. It has been said by his friends and family that we should all come together to burn his house down, kick his ribs in, and feed his eyeballs to the forest puppy found by local civilian Elliott Dade, age 12. Through all this, Chesmond has stated, "Death to all Je- i mean everyone."