Dwarf Joseph Cosmo Martin admits to using what as sex toy??? EXCLUSIVE
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Recently at trend news we were sent a story of a young lad in Bristol, England, who took an unorthodox approach in finding himself as a young, frustrated, beta male. We have been told that body power wannabe Joseph Martin was having his bi-monthly shower when he fealt the urge to push the handle of a window cleaner, 3.5 inches into his a*****e. Our source tells us that Joseph realised that the "window cleaner was looking at [him] some kinda way". However, Joe is incorrect, as it is not called a 'window cleaner' but in fact a 'squeegee'. This isn't exactly a normal story for us however we fealt it was necessary to educate the people and liberate them from the government control that is the stigma of sex toys. Goodnight to you all, from Antigua and Barbuda.
Author: Ralseh Murder
Date Published: 16th April 1:50AM