Hempstead Ass Eater
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Witnesses at Hempstead High School in Dubuque Iowa have recently been reporting a student by the name of Colton Granado being seen eating ass all over the school campus. We had some interviews with his victums and their responses had us in shock "he ate my ass like it was the last thanksgiving" "after he was done my legs felt like static from an old tv". We advise everyone at Hempstead to stay inside their classrooms to best avoid this man.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.