Jack Hanson Pronounced Dead
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After purchasing five-hundred dollar, gold snake skin shoes, Jack Hanson was found unconscious in Eagan, Minnesota. Locals claim they found him in a parking lot around five o’ clock pm. Although no evidence has been found, it is believed that his girlfriend, Sophia Gieseke, was near the scene during this accident.
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