Sports are being BANNED!
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The government decided to *BAN* sports for reasons of injuries, etc., and sometimes death. Sports are quoted to be too dangerous to play, therefore, causing the ban. People who are going against the ban will immediately be investigated by the government and may be forced out of the United States for good. It is a sad time for all sports players. I hope you guys had good backup plans just in case!
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