Dollar General coming to Maytown
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Plans are underway to open a Dollar General store in Maytown. Representatives of the company said that since the U.S.A. no longer produces anything there is an over abundance of cheap, low quality merchandise such as tainted dog food and toothpaste. Sources say that if the store does well they will consider locating to Harmon, Walton, and Binghamton as well.Look for news of the grand opening soon.
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