Mr Khan losses finger to pokey bum wank

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Tuesday 24 May 2059 9537 Shares

Mo Khan, off no fixed address is currently undergoing “skin graft” as a result off him inserting him finger up his backside to sexually penetrate himself. How ever this back fired. Doctors found another human inside Khan backside. It was his grandmother, Khan told reporters that’s he gained access to Great Britain without a visa. When questioned by police khan said he was holding on to the bottom off a lorry as he got a itch on his bum he itches it but grandmother bites off finger. Khan is currently being held by imagration. More news to follow

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