Sean Wells of Romford found to most STI riddles man in the whole world!
Saturday 24 July 2059 93311 Shares
A medical research team in London has found Sean Wells of Romford, Essex, to have more STI’s than any other human being in the history of human civilisation. Dr. Ifuckedurmum said in a statement that they had never seen anything so disturbing, and when the discovery was made it had researchers grabbing for the sick bags with one even passing out for several hours. Another researcher, Dr. Wellsisacunt, said there was no known cure for the concoction of infections found in Mr. Wells and there most probably would never be one found.
If you are one of the very, VERY, unfortunate souls Sean has managed to, somehow, get his tiny, infected penis inside of or even close to you, then we strongly advise you get to your nearest UTI clinic at once to be examined, however it has to be said that researchers have advised that if it has been more than 28 days then there is only a 3.6 chance that it can be treated. They advise that if this be the case you should resort to the sandpaper and bleach method.