Local Mixed Woman on time!
Wednesday 27 October 2059 54193 Shares
In an updated story, the local mixed woman has finally managed to make it on time.
"It was really hard work, you know", said Montia, "people don't know how hard it is for us mixed folk. We wake up half as late as black folks, we have to half-beat our children. Then we do half of a calisthenics workout, and drink half a gallon of kale juice mixed with purple drank. Honestly, I don't know how I pulled it off."
We then proceeded to debate for 8 hours on whether it was pronounce Mon-tia, or Mon-chia.
Obviously the latter is the correct option.