Local Musician Voted Best Penis 2017
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Local musician Josh Lawrence knows how to put on a show.
Lawrence was crowned Best Penis of 2017 this week in a ceremony at the Texarkana, TX Convention Center.
"I was overwhelmed," said Lawrence. "I always said to myself, 'no one will ever notice.' I guess practice makes perfect!"
Lawrence downplays his talents. "I'm a grow-er, not a show-er."
Lawrence is most well-known for his piano bar-style act with Paul Whitt, called 2pianos. Whitt never doubted his friend: "I knew he could do it - guess we'll be working this into our act!"
Lawrence will be receiving friends and family at his home on Sunday.
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