Johnlockers want Moftiss to know - “Don’t quit!”..”Please”

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Writers Stephen Moffat and Mark Gatiss appear to be considering the cancellation of one of the most loved and iconic British series in the history of the small screen. With their collective digits hovering over the CANCEL button, is there anything we can do to prevent this potential, palpably human, tragedy?

Much of their concern appears to revolve around the criticism they received from their fan base after S4 aired. But let’s be honest, no one really cares about claims of ‘confusing plot holes’, or the ‘scarifice of long term, nuanced character development’ for the opportunity to shock with increasingly bizarre plot twists’, we don’t ‘really’ care about that. There is SO much rubbish on our screens, that a questionable episode of Sherlock, is still a veritable masterclass in scripted wit and cinematographic genius - with arguably, the two most talented actors of our generation.

So what was the problem? How did things get so serious?

They didn’t.let.them.kiss...
Ok. Take a deep breath. I know it’s ugly. They thrust us Johnlockers into the harsh light of blokey, bro sentiment without so much as a snifter of Mystrade to console our poor hearts (The Mycroft / Lady Smallwood thing was....ugh).

In what felt like a complete UTurn, John was cold (and not all that relevant).....Bennie C seemed confused about where to direct the focus of his carefully established, lovingly crafted, long term character objective (ie: John). There were even a few hastily scribbled attempts to pack Sherlock’s heart off with Irene or was all a bit like the last half hour of a high school dance.....quick, grab someone to pash! We cried “QUEERBAIT!” - They cried “WE’RE THE FUCKING WRITERS!”... and we all staggered off home to lick our wounds.

But we forgive you. We can see that you suffered some sort of courage anneurism. It is clear that folks were pulling in different directions, the creative vision scattered, half of you were divorcing...we get it.

Please don’t go...

Johnlockers are disappointed that they didn’t kiss. Johnlockers are offended that you then derided them for their hopeful anticipation. But Johnlockers would also like like to apologise for those who overstepped.

We would like to offer: mutual respect of subjective realities.

And we sincerely hope, this will eventually lead to Season 5


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