Chareleston Man Named Greatest Wind Surfer In History
Wednesday 29 September 2059 68050 Shares
Shea Gibson, a local Charleston SC legend has now had his name cemented with the greatest athletes in history. The local meteorologists and sometimes windsurfer was chosen by some sort of Wind Surfing Council, we really have no idea who chooses these things. Either way, Shea's name will from now on be mentioned in the same breath as Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordon, Babe Ruth, Tony Hawk, and Muhammad Ali.
Some of Gibson's haters claim he has an unfair strategic advantage in wind surfing because of his skills as a meteorologist. "He like some kind of "wind whisperer" or something, dude. It's like totally unfair. It just uncool, man. You know what I saying?" Said local wind surfer Jeff "Wavey" Spicolli.
No matter how, or why, the wind surfing community can no longer argue since now it's official, Shea Gibson is the greatest ever. Rumors of a sand castle in his likeness are planned for the summer of 2132.