Autism caused by too much Twitch.tv?
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Noteworthy neurodevelopmental researcher and children's psychiatric assistant, Laura H. Dügogl, has recently come forward with findings that are shocking parents everywhere. On the 19th of November, Dr. Laura Dügogl discovered that across nearly all age groups of males, those who watched considerable amounts of livestreams suffered from acute heart failure, early onset dementia, persistent wrist pain, death and now autism is rising at an alarming rate. "These results", Dr. Dügogl says, "are quite alarming but not unexpected." Dügogl has been examining the brains of children, especially males, who spend most of their time watching livestreamers via the aforementioned, Twitch.tv for nearly 5 consecutive years. She also found that phrases such as "take my money", "will you marry me", and "kappapride" are also rising among those studied, though it is not yet clear if this is related to autism. In the past, Dügogl has shown her disdain for the site and those using it, calling them "window lickers". Although she has not yet shown any concrete correlation between adverse health effects and Twitch consumption, her findings are currently under review by fellow researchers.
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