HE HAS LANDED! Two missions for Cristiano Ronaldo in Brampton?

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It is time! Cristiano Ronaldo has landed in Toronto and is reportedly wasting no time in departing for Brampton. The Penalllty shootout will commence today at 6pm EST. "He will be taken care of, but I'm also here on other business, club business" states the 32 year-old declining Portuguese forward. "There is a man, I want him at Madrid with me, his name is Steven Pelleriti". Reports suggest Ronaldo is looking to bring the young lad to Los Blancos to try and bring home a long-awaited treble. The club has been in shambles since Messi single handedly destroyed them in last years Champions League Final in a horrific 7-0 loss, in which the Messiah slotted away all 7. Georgina Rodriguez joined CR7 on this adventure and seemed extremely excited about Pelleriti. "He's just so amazing, I've watched him for so long, I'm so excited to meet him finally". She went on to say she can't wait to go out for dinner with him but we were told not to put that on record. Oops!

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