ALIEN CAPTURED IN MANATEE COUNTY FL

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November 14, 2017 Bradenton, FL
On Sunday, Nov. 4, Manatee County Sheriffs office encountered what they're saying is an Alien Creature. At approximately 6pm est, Manatee County Deputies recieved a call from an unidentified man about a disturbance in the 1500 block of 6th ave west. Upon arrival at the scene, the deputies embarked on what first appeared to be a 6' 3" man walking on 6th ave west near the Desoto towers apts. As they approached the "man" they immediately realized that this was not a "normal human being". When they moved closer to question the "creature", it suddenly became very confrontational and refused to answer deputies questions. As they attempted to apprehend the subject, he became irrate and resisted their attempts to restrain him to the point where the deputies found it impossible to detain the "creature". A call for backup was made and eight additional deputies arrived on the scene. As they attempted to arrest the "creature" he again resisted and it took all eight officers to detain and finally restrain him. Sherriffs authorities said that the creature had the strength equivalent to ten human men. The "creature" was transported to UCF where Chief of Staff Dr. Andre McCullough, along with top scientists performed both a physical and a mental evaluation. A press conference was held at the university at 9am this morning. McCullough told reporters that after he examined the "creature" he determined that, in addition to having super human strength, it also had an intellectual level far superior to Albert Einstein. McCullough also stated that the "creature" had other physical characteristics much more enhanced than the average human male. In addition to the "impressive stature" of the "creature, it was discovered that it had the ability to read and manipulate minds." McCullough states that two of his top female scientists were asked to further evaluate the "creature". The scientists reported that their minds were manipulated and they were mentally seduced by by it. "It was without question the most errotic experience of my life" said one of the female scientists. The second one added "it was totally euphoric and amazing." When asked if they would repeat the episode, they simply glanced at each other and smiled. One of the ladies nodded in affirmation. Further tests are scheduled in the coming weeks. In the meantime, authorities are cautioning people that if anyone spots another one of these creatures to steer clear of it and notify the Manatee county Sherriffs dept immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend it alone.

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