Bullets fly in shopping centre 6 dead
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Blanchardstown shopping came under attack as a lone gunman opened up fire on security staff! First to be shot was rookie good guy bad guy Vincent mannion as he had just grabbed a burger the bullet was straight through the Big Mac and into his mouth killing him instantly. Senior staff member Ger roache was hiding behind the sign at yellow entrance but his long shoulders was spotted by the gunman both arms blasted off and he was shot in the head. As the gunman creeped around he spotted security manager Johnner Robinson, Robinson was trying to do a Indiana Jones Kinda thing, but the long bollocks that dangels between his legs was blasted off sending it flying in the air and landing in davys arse! She died instantly as it was to big for her anus! Noises came from the woman’s toilets on level 2 the gunman creeped to find centre manager joe Gavin dressed in lingerie and wearing heels screaming building blocks! He was riddled so many times that he had a period. Alan Harte the captain of Blanchardstown was leaving all his crew behind this man was climbing that rafter the gunman opened up fire sending Harte flying as the blood splatters everywhere. The gunman stumbled across a squeaky noise! His semi automatic pointed towards a bin. Thinking maybe it was a rat. But the squeak got louder as it said “delta 4 to any units I’m trapped” the gunman shot dead joey Murray instantly. As the carnage still happens We at Syy news will bring you more.
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