Aberdeen woman goes on machete rampage at NESCOL.

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An unnamed woman, aged 21, had to be apprehended at the college based in Aberdeen today. She claims she was wielding the machete because her friends were making fun of her for being from Torry (a deprived and very violent area in Aberdeen).

Witness claim the woman was screaming "Torry is triumphant." As she slashed and mutilated multiple students.

She will be up in Aberdeen Sheriff Court on December 22nd.

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