Tift County Sheriff's Department is on the Hunt for hunter from Lenox, Ga
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Reports have said from several Walmart customers that they seen a older gentleman in camoflauge in the woods next to Wal-Mart in Tifton Georgia. Witnesses claim he was in a camoflauge shirt, hat and his boots rubbing bacon on himself. When asked what he was doing by the Wal Mart store manager he replied "I'm all jacked up on mountain dew and I am trying to hog hunt damit". The store manager claims that this is the same gentleman that he caught in the Outdoors section with his pants to his ankles saying "He aint buying NO dang doe scent when he can get it for free". The gentlemans name has been gave to authorities but this Mr David Bennett is like a ninja and can not be caught so if you know his where abouts please inform your local ploice it is for the safety of your goats that he be apprehended so all help is appreciated.
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