Newark man found pleasuring himself on front porch

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Newark, OH - Earlier this morning there were several complaints filed concerning a white male, off of Mt Vernon Rd, was found touching himself on his front porch. We do not know if Police have been contacted or if there will be charges but one thing is forsure, watch out for this guy.

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