Farts in a jar
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Columbus police have arrested a man name gheorge urian for farting in hats and selling them on eBay for $50/ piece. An eBay user who wants to remain anonymous saw the ad on eBay and was disgusted by it. The anonymous user is disgusted that anyone would actually pay $50 for farts in a jar. The world don't need creeps like that lurking around on the internet the user stated.
Police stated that upon arriving to him home, his garage was open and that's where they think he stores the jars until he ships them out. When arresting the man, he threatened to beat them with a broom stick. Police had to take him to make him cooperate.
One police said this case is bizarre and baffled that people would sell farts to make money. He said what happened to getting a real job?
Gheorges attorney Mike ruffles was contacted by the press and told them selling farts aren't illegal and hopes he can get gheorge a bond. Gheorges daughter contacted me and said she wants gheorge home before she gets married to his coworker Tom.
Columbus dispatch
Tim burg
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