Wanted for being too short.
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President Trump has passed a new law on being too short. Justin A. Chalk is wanted for being too short. There is a warrant out for his arrest after allegedly beating up a gang of midgets and stealing their boxers. He then stole a tricycle from a 2 year old kid because it was the right size for him witnesses say. Justin is short and dangerous. Residents need to be on the look out. There is a reward for anyone that catches him will get $1.00.
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