Woman arrested for attempting to smuggle a car full of dildos into Canada
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Jessica Lee Barta 36, of Spruce Grove, Alberta, was arrested Saturday night after trying to cross the border in Montana with a car full of illicit dildos. Border patrol agents described the dildos as being all shapes, sizes and colours. The agents moved in on Mrs Barta car with guns drawn because they had originally thought that the Alberta truck driver may have had a dead body in her car, but quickly realized that it was merely a dildo that got stuck hanging out of her trunk.
Jessica Lee Barta has been arrested and charged with attempted smuggling of dildos, and she has been released on bail.
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