Fat Man Arrested on sale charges
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At 5:45 PM known burger eater Dakota Lopez, better known as hamburger Lo was arrested after a neighborhood thot called the cops on him for having a seizure on top of her !!! Nothing was said about the Girl other then police telling reporters she was in critical condition after hamburger lo final had the strength to lift himself off of her !!! There is a investigation going on now about how much under cheese he has but that can “take months to get through.” Police said this afternoon hamburger lo was being held at McDonald’s with full menu bond!!! He is due to go see the Burger King on these counts early tomorrow morning after he catches his breath
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