Local Frat Boy Suffocates After Shorty Drops it Down
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LTHS Student and future frat member Peyton Walinsky was tragically pronounced "dead af" on Saturday night. Authorities have stated that Walinsky was wanting to "try something new" so he invited over the Ms. Thot USA winner Jelena to the whore house. Jelena was quoted saying "the only thing I remember is him begging me to give him a blowj." His autopsy suggests his face was collapsed by some cheeks clapping. PETA is currently investigating.
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