CARJACKING, BANKROBBER TODDLER IS CAUGHT!

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Peyton Morgan was apprehended in Wal-Mart on Jefferson street in Joliet in the cookie aisle next to the golden Oreos. Peyton reportedly became combative when officers attempted to apprehend her, biting one of the officers on the shin. According to onlookers Peyton was reportedly yelling, "Chayi, I don't want to go Chayi." Chayi was unavailable for comment at this time.

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