Perry HighSchool Student Locked Up For High Speed Chase

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Early Sunday Morning , Perry Police Officer Sgt.Miles Attempted To Pull Over A 1998 Ford Mustang Convertable Due To Speeding 35mph Over The Limit. Sgt Miles Said “As I Flashed My Lights He Pulled Over As Usual , But When I Attempted To Approach The Vehicle The Driver Shouted “AAAGH GOTCHA BITCH “And Sped Off. I Was Lucky Enough To Read The Tag Number And Run The Plates .. Around 2am I Found The Suspect Sitting In Creekwood Park Area. With 16oz Of Marijuana. I Then Placed Robert Gardner In Custody. His Bond Will Likely Be Set Around $2400 for the trouble and danger he has put other people into .

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