Minooka resident,Patrick Kane arrested for trying to act ratchet

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A Minooka resident,Patrick Kane,18, was reportedly taken out by two police officers for trying to make a statement on supposed “street cred” that he claimed to have. He was caught trying to graffiti the side of a McDonald’s in old forge which had read his street name “White chocolate wonderful” the arresting officer had wrote down that Mr.Kane had a supreme SnapBack and shirt along with a fake gold chain that he claimed to have have stolen which amounted to $20,000 but was actually from a 50 cent machine in Walmart. Prior reports had shown other graffiti markings saying “ I ain’t pick the hood it chose me” as well as “ No ragrets.” He was taken into custody around 9pm on October 28th, his bail is currently set at 5,000. Mr.Kane proceeded to run from the two arresting officers and he would have gotten away if it his supreme hat didn’t come off as he went to pick it up and dust it off.

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