Macomb County Teen wanted for 7 counts of Burglary, Breaking and Entering

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18 year old Zekyia Lyons is wanted in connection to multiple counts of Breaking and Entering as well as Burglary. The Macomb County teen is said to have Aggressively Tickled the butt holes of Homeowners, then proceeding to tie them up as she Steals their dogs leaving the scene, she's reported to have said "ALL THESE DOGGOS!!!! Mwuahaha!!!" before throwing the family pet out the window.
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